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Arrr! In Wyoming, ye now need a sea monster’s roar to fetch yer abortion potions, after the landlubbers overruled the captain!

2025-03-06

Arrr, on the eve of Wednesday, them scallywags in Wyoming turned the tables on Gov’nor Gordon, shovin’ down his veto like a ship’s anchor! Aye, they say ‘tis for the fair lasses' safety before they fetch the potion for their troubles. Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the wild seas of Wyoming, where the lawmakers be makin' waves like a ship caught in a storm! On a fateful Wednesday night, the brave crew of legislators, armed with quills and parchment, did bravely override the veto of their captain, Republican Gov. Mark Gordon, who be tryin' to sink a bill that be demandin' pregnant lasses to gaze upon their bellies through the magic of ultrasound before they be castin' off with them abortion pills—mifepristone and misoprostol, ye savvy?

With a mighty shout, the Wyoming Senate swung into action, declarin' “Nay!” to the governor’s veto by a score of 22 to 9, hot on the heels of the House’s own bold declaration of 45 to 16! The Republicans, with their compass pointin’ true to women’s safety, argued that a wee peek at the bun in the oven be necessary before takin' the plunge into the murky waters of medication abortion. Aye, they be sailin' under the flag of concern, though some be wonderin' if it be more about keepin' the ladies in line than true safety!

So there ye have it, mateys! A clash of titans on the high seas of politics, where the fates of women and their choices be tossed about like a ship in a tempest. Arrr, what a spectacle!

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