Arrr! The scallywags who thwarted Al Green's censure be riskin' walkin' the plank from their House committees, savvy?
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Rep. Andy Ogles be settin' sail to make the scallywags who mucked up the House floor walk the plank from their committees! Aye, let’s see if he can hoist that resolution higher than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the wild seas of Congress! It be none other than Rep. Andy Ogles, a scallywag from Tennessee, who be raisin’ a ruckus, callin' for punishment on the Democrats what disrupted the hullabaloo last Thursday as Rep. Al Green, a Texas landlubber, faced the music for his loud antics!"Avast! We got a ship to steer!" Ogles barked, layin’ blame for the Democrats' woes squarely on the bumbling policies of Captain Joe Biden. "They lost the House, the Senate, and even the presidential treasure! They best behave or face the wrath!" He’s got a resolution ready to send those rowdy Democrats to the brig, takin' away their committee treasures!
With a wink and a nod, he aims to bring this resolution to the Speaker, good ole Mike Johnson, faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" The House floor turned into a tempest as Democrats banded together, singin’ "We Shall Overcome," while Ogles declared they be actin’ like "petulant children." And Green himself, well, he ain’t a bit sorry for his outbursts, claiming ye must stand for conscience, consequences be damned!