Arrr, Gavin be abandonin’ ship with the Democrats, claimin’ it be mighty unfair fer those landlubber athletes!
2025-03-06
Arrr! Governor Gavin Newsom o' California, that scallywag with dreams of the White House, be lettin' fly some jests that be breakin' ranks with his mateys. Aye, he be takin' a defensive stance like a ship in a storm! Hoist the sails, me hearties!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a curious tale from the land of California, where the sun shines bright and the tides be ever changin’. It be none other than Governor Gavin Newsom, a swashbuckler with ambitions that stretch higher than a crow’s nest! This scallywag be ponderin' a voyage to the White House, but lo and behold, he be castin' his net wide in murky waters, breakin’ ranks with his own crew of Democrats!