Arrr, did ol’ Brad Schimel declare he be fine with pardons fer them scallywags from the Capitol ruckus, eh?
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Brad Schimel, a scallywag vying fer a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court, be sayin’ that while a captain’s pardon be fine, those ruffians who stormed the Capitol on that fateful day o’ January 6th be not worthy o’ such mercy! Check the full tale on Wisconsin Watch, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land o' cheese and brats, where a scallywag by the name o' Brad Schimel, a candidate fer the Wisconsin Supreme Court, be weighin' in on the matter o' presidential pardons. Aye, he be supportin' the idea of givin' a second chance to certain rascals, but when it comes to the wild crew who stormed the U.S. Capitol on that fateful day o' January 6, 2021, he be raisin' his cutlass and sayin', "Nay, those ruffians deserve no mercy!"In the grand taverns of discourse, AllSides be shoutin' out news from the wise folks at Gigafact, who be keepin' a sharp eye on the online hullabaloo. They be remindin' all hands aboard that not all scallywags be worthy o' a pardon, especially those who brought chaos to the heart of the nation.
So, hoist yer grog and raise a toast, for in the land o' law and order, even a pirate can see that some pirates need to be thrown in the brig! Aye, let it be known that ol' Schimel stands firm, like a stout ship against the storm, against givin' a free pass to those who'd betray their own shipmates.