Arrr! In the grand sea of politics, the scallywags of the Democratic crew be quarrellin’ amongst themselves!
2025-03-06
Ahoy, mateys! Ye be settin’ sail into the Fox News Politics scroll, where ye’ll find the freshest tidings o’ the Trump crew, the goin's-on at Capitol Hill, and a treasure trove o' Foxy political gossip. Hoist the sails and read on, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for the latest tales from the treacherous waters of politics, fresh from the Fox News Politics newsletter! Arrr, here's the scuttlebutt…First off, a band of crafty migrants be settin' sail on a wild scheme, tryin' to clone the Border Patrol's vessels to slip past Trump's crackdown like a ghost ship in the night! Talk about a clever ruse, savvy?
Next, our jolly captain Trump be takin' shots at Rep. Al Green, callin' him an embarrassment to the Democratic crew and suggestin' he ought to take an IQ test. Perhaps a bit of a jest, eh?
Meanwhile, Trump's plan to house wayward sailors—err, migrants—at Guantanamo Bay faces stormy seas. The Democrats are bickering like scallywags over their strategies, some wantin' to clash fiercely while others prefer a more genteel approach.
Then there be the matter of a judge holdin' back Trump’s NIH funding cuts—a real tidal wave of a decision! And let’s not forget ol' Trump callin' out the DC Mayor for lettin' the homeless encampments run rampant—“shameful,” he says!
So keep yer spyglasses sharp, mates! The seas of politics be as unpredictable as a pirate's fate on the high seas! Arrr!