The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Private jails be hoardin’ scallywags and fillin’ their treasure chests! Aye, it be a fine racket!

2025-03-07

Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be plannin' to stash a hoard o’ landlubbers in heaps o' beds, all in the name o' sendin' ‘em back to Davy Jones’ locker! A right jolly deportation shindig, I say! Avast, the seas be a safer place without 'em!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the Trump ship, sailin' the treacherous seas of deportation! Aye, the blaggard be settin' his sights on a grand fleet of beds, like a captain hoardin' plunder, to stash away scallywags in facilities most grim!

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