Arrr! A scallywag in South Carolina be meetin' his doom by the bang-bang of a shooty crew! Ha-ha!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! The last time a fellow met Davy Jones in such a manner was back in 2010, in Utah, no less! The scallywag picked his fate out of fear o’ them fancy needles, says his legal parrot! Aye, what a way to shuffle off this mortal coil!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a most peculiar fate that befell a scallywag back in the year of our Lord 2010, in the land of Utah! Aye, it be a tale of the gallows and a choice most curious, as this rogue didst eschew the usual poisonin' of lethal injection, claimin' it be too torturous for his taste. Arrr, he had his lawyer stroke a quill and scribble down his fears of bein’ pricked like a pin cushion!So, what did he choose, ye ask? The hangman’s noose, that’s what! Aye, ‘tis a method as old as the seven seas, where a man swings from a rope like a parrot on a perch! Methinks he fancied it a less gruesome exit, like a sailor takin’ a dip in the briny deep. But alas, the fates were not in his favor, and he met his end with a thud that echoed through the halls of justice.
Now, I tell ye, this be a reminder that even in the darkest of times, a pirate’s heart be tickled by the absurdities of life and death. So raise yer tankards to this gallant fool who chose his doom with such flair! May his spirit sail freely across the seas of the afterlife! Arrr!