"Arrr! Court swabs be takin' their doubloons and sailin' away! Aye, who knew judges be so easy to bribe!"
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Them judges be the high seas’ wranglers of justice, decidin’ who gets safe harbor and who walks the plank! They be wieldin’ their quills like cutlasses, orderin’ scallywags to skedaddle from the land or stay put and swab the decks!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of the mighty judges, those scallywags of the Justice Department! Aye, these fine folk be sittin' like lords on their thrones of law, weighin' the fates of landlubbers seekin’ asylum in our grand seas. With a flick of their quills, they decide if a poor soul can stay or be tossed overboard, sent back to the stormy seas they once called home!