Arrr! Trump be settin' sail to scuttle the Education Department, leavin' us all in a sea o' ignorance!
2025-03-06
Ahoy, me hearties! Today’s feast be a tale of Trump’s grand decree to toss the Department o’ Education overboard! But fret not, ‘tis but a trick o’ the eye, shiftin’ duties to other scallywag offices. Aye, 'tis like swappin’ a parrot for a lobster, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the winds of change be blowin' in the land of the free! Today’s grand tale be none other than the mighty Captain Trump, who’s hoistin’ the sails to declare he be settin’ course to abolish the U.S. Department of Education! Arrr, sounds like a storm brewin', eh?But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This here proclamation might be naught but a mere trick o’ the eye, akin to a parrot squawkin’ in the crow's nest. Aye, it be like tryin' to change the name of the ol' NAFTA to the U.S.-Mexico-Canada trade agreement—all flash, no treasure! Instead o' makin’ 'em walk the plank, ol’ Trump be merely shiftin’ the duties of the education scallywags to other parts o’ the government, like the Departments of Treasury and Justice. 'Tis all a bit like rearrangin’ the deck chairs on a ship that be sinkin’, if ye catch me drift!
So, fear not, ye landlubbers and scallywags! No need to batten down the hatches just yet. The seas may be choppy, but this here order be more bluster than bilge, as the crew continues to swab the decks of bureaucracy without much ado. Raise a tankard to the grand jest that politics be, aye!