Arrr, Rogan be laughin' at the landlubbers tryin' to spin their own yarns, claimin' they'll just be scuttlin' each other!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! Joe Rogan be laughin' like a parrot on a sugar high, callin' the libs a bunch o' landlubbers for thinkin' they can spin up a network as grand as his. He be sayin' it be as likely as a fish playin' the fiddle! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about two scallywags of the podcasting seas, Joe Rogan and Andrew Schulz. They be laughin' at the left's feeble attempts to build a grand ship of liberal podcasts, only to find themselves adrift in a sea of confusion!In this here "podcast election" of 2024, ’tis said that these clever buccaneers, along with their matey Trump, be turnin’ the tide for the ol’ captain of chaos himself! Rogan be chortlin’ about how CNN claims there be a great network of podcasts financed like some black-hearted treasure, but he knows the truth—it's just a crew of bumbling mates havin’ a jolly ol’ time together!
“Good luck!” he guffawed at the thought of progressives uniting. They be too busy canceling each other over the size of their Ukraine flags and other trivial squabbles! It be a sight to behold, like a bunch of landlubbers in a rowboat tryin’ to steer towards the horizon but endin’ up in a whirlpool of madness!
Rogan, once a mate of the left, now be watchin’ them scramble to find their own version of his podcast. But alas, he be remindin’ them, “I was on yer side once!” So hoist the sails and grab yer popcorn, for the saga of the podcasting seas be far from over! Arrr!