The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy! In a raucous parley, Trump’s crew and Musk’s mateys be squabblin' like scallywags over cannonballs! Arrr!

2025-03-07

Arrr! The captain o' the ship be fumin' mad at the scallywag billionaire's rampant might! In a raucous meetin' in the Cabinet's quarters, the president, like a cunning sea dog, swiftly set sail to rein in that scallywag Musk. Avast, let's shiver his timbers!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In a grand meeting o' the Cabinet, where the air be thick with tension, the fiery fury o' the common folk erupted like a cannon blast! The captain o' the ship o' state, our esteemed president, be lookin' to tame the unruly beast known as Mr. Musk, a scallywag of the richest kind!

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