Arrr! Trump's whims be sendin' allies and markets a-wobblin' like a ship in a stormy sea, matey!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! On Thursday, the investors be throwin’ treasure overboard as stock prices took a dive, all 'cause the cap’n Trump be as fickle as a sea breeze! What be his capers meanin’ for the world’s gold, ye ask? A right ruckus, I say!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas o’ finance that’ll make ye guffaw! On a fine Thursday morn, the investors, those scallywags, be shiverin' in their boots, watchin’ the stocks plummet faster than a ship in a squall! Why, ye ask? Blame it on the capricious winds blowin’ from the White House, guided by none other than our treasure-seeking captain, President Trump!