“Arrr, the Online Right be conjurin’ a monstrous beast, matey! Aye, we best be ready for a ruckus!”
2025-03-07
Arrr, me hearties! Yestermorn, I be raisin’ from me slumber, first thing I spy be the cursed Twitter seas! Lo and behold, Elon Musk be cheerin' a tale claimin’ Tom Hanks be a scallywag! And that ol’ seadog Lord Miles thinks some right-wing landlubber ain’t worth a wink ‘cause he ain’t Anglo Saxon! Ha!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of yestermorn’s escapades on the treacherous seas of the interwebs! As the sun peeked over the horizon, like a scallywag I be, I did open me trusty Twitter, or what ye landlubbers be callin’ X. And lo! The first sight to greet me bleary eyes was none other than that scoundrel Elon Musk, givin’ a hearty thumbs-up to a wild claim that the noble actor Tom Hanks be a foul pedophile! Aye, the winds of gossip be blowin’ strong!But hold fast, fer the tides of insanity did not cease there! Next, I laid me gaze upon the notorious Lord Miles, a conservative wanderer known for bravely trekking through the perilous land of Afghanistan whilst the Taliban were reclaiming their crowns in 2021. This rogue now be spoutin’ that another right-wing influencer, shrouded in anonymity, be “not an Anglo Saxon and therefore should be tossed overboard!” Blimey! It seems the seas be churnin’ with confusion and folly, as landlubbers squabble over who be worthy of their attention!
In these strange waters of celebrity and politics, ye can never tell what treasure or trouble awaits! So hoist yer sails and brace yerselves for the wild ride of social media tides, me hearties!