Arrr, matey! Tulsi be named captain of the spy ship! Can she guard the treasure o’ America, or steal it?
2025-03-07
Ahoy, mateys! This be a tale from the Alliance for Citizen Engagement, scribbled by one Christopher Maichin. In the grand halls of Washington, Tulsi Gabbard—once a Democratic lass, now a Trumpin’ matey—be takin’ the helm as Director of National Intelligence. Aye, her voyage be a wild one!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! In the grand ol' port of Washington, a storm be brewin' as the winds of change blow fer one Tulsi Gabbard, a lass who once sailed under the flag of the Democratic crew, but has since turned her spyglass upon the treacherous waters of her own party!Now, this be no ordinary wench; she be a fierce critic of her former mates and has hoisted her sails to join forces with Captain Donald Trump himself! Aye, the tides have surely turned, for she be confirmed as the Director of National Intelligence (DNI), a title that be more important than a chest o’ gold in these perilous times!
Born in faraway lands, this bold lass charted her own course through the treacherous waves of politics, never lettin' the barnacles of tradition hold her back. With wit sharper than a cutlass and a tongue that can shiver timbers, she’s makin' waves that even the saltiest sea dogs can’t ignore!
So hoist the flags and fill yer tankards, for this be a tale of adventure and unexpected alliances on the turbulent seas of governance! Yarrr!