Arrr! DHS be tossin’ the bargaining hooks 'o TSA's crew overboard! No more parley for them landlubbers!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! The Department o' Homeland Security be cuttin' ties with the unionized scallywags at the TSA! They claim 86% o' the crew be swappin' their swords fer quills, spendin' more time at the tavern than searchin' for hidden treasure at the airports! Avast, what a merry mess!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land o' bureaucracy! The Department of Homeland Security, that mighty ship o' regulations, be settin' sail to end the collective bargainin' fer those brave Transportation Security Officers, known far and wide as TSA, the keepers o' the airways!According to a scroll I snagged from the FOX Business crew, the DHS be claimin' that a whole fleet o' TSA crew be busy with “full-time union work” instead o’ keepin’ a weather eye on the skies and screens at a staggering 86% of U.S. airports! Aye, ye heard it right! While we be tryin’ to board our vessels, these landlubbers be swappin’ tales o' union matters instead of checkin’ if yer boots be packed with treasure or just yer stinky socks!
So, what be the plan, ye ask? Well, it seems the DHS be thinkin' it high time to hoist the sails o' productivity and let the TSA scallywags return to their rightful duty—screenin' passengers faster than a cannonball’s flight! Let us hope they keep their cutlasses sheathed while they be at it, lest we have a mutiny on our hands!