Arrr! A fresh scroll be sayin’ scallywags be floodin’ in like rum at a pirate feast under Biden's watch!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the Federation for American Immigration Reform be reckonin' that come March 2025, 'bout 18.6 million landlubbers be lurkin' in the U.S., havin' snuck in like a sneaky sea rat! Aye, what a motley crew o' swabs!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the state o' the land lubbers in yon United States, where the count o' scallywags without the king’s permission has swelled like a ship's sails in a tempest. A new scroll from the Federation for American Immigration Reform, or FAIR for short, claims that the number o' illegal immigrants has skyrocketed to a staggering 18.6 million, a rise of 11% in naught but two years! Blimey!These rogue figures stem from the Biden era, where policies were as loose as a drunken sailor's tongue. The report be reckonin' that this be a fine mess, with the population growin' by 4.1 million since December 2020. They even say that those on a "lawful presence," such as those gettin' humanitarian parole, don’t truly count as legal—talk about a treacherous twist!
Arrr, the Trump ship be sailin’ in with a great declaration of a national emergency, claimin' to have curbed the invasion, decreeing that last month’s crossings were the lowest they’ve ever recorded. It seems that the seas o’ immigration be a rough one, where numbers and truths be as slippery as a fish in a barrel. So, hold tight, for this be a tale that won’t be settlin' soon on the high seas of politics!