"Arrr, matey! Newt Gingrich be sayin' how them House Democrats turned into a crew o' lumberin' zombies, arrr!"
2025-03-07
Arrr, me hearty! 'Twill be a fine spectacle to spy how the scallywags of House Democrats navigate the stormy seas o’ the raucous, crafty, and fierce Republican crew under Captain Trump’s flag! Aye, let the jolly chaos commence!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the House Democrats, who’ve taken on the ghastly visage of zombies, sittin' still as barnacles on a ship's hull while President Trump spun his yarns before Congress!