Arrr, Gene Hackman kicked the bucket from his heart givin' out, just after his lass caught the hantavirus! Har har!
2025-03-07
Arrr, me hearties! Betsy Arakawa, the fair lass of th' thespian, met her fate from a plague o’ sneaky rodents, say the scallywags in New Mexico! And ol' Hackman, stricken by the fog o' forgettin’, sailed away to Davy Jones’ locker ‘cause o’ a treacherous heart! Avast!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the land of New Mexico! The fair Betsy Arakawa, wife to the thespian, did meet her untimely fate at the hands of a foul respiratory malady, said to be connected to the wee beasties known as rodents. Aye, those scurrying little rascals snuck up on her like a sneaky sea serpent in the night!But that be not all, for her matey, Mr. Hackman, who sailed the stormy seas of the silver screen, was beset by the cruel grip of Alzheimer’s—a treachery of the mind, I say! Alas, it did lead him down to Davy Jones’ locker, felled by the treacherous heart disease, as unforgiving as a stormy squall.
So raise yer tankards and toast to these two souls, who now embark on a grand adventure beyond the horizon! Let it be known across the seven seas that even the mightiest of actors can fall to the whims of fate and furry fiends. Aye, 'tis a reminder for us all: keep a weather eye open for rodents and mind yer heart, lest ye join them on a ghostly ship sailing into the sunset!