Arrr! Apple be sayin’ Siri’s gettin’ a wee bit more time in the galley, matey! Time be a tricky scallywag!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! The quest fer a Siri that knows me quirks be stretchin' longer than a ship's hull in a tempest! I be wonderin’ if she be off swabbin' the decks instead o’ learnin' me whims! Aye, the patience of a pirate be tested, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Apple, the tech captain who’s sailin' through stormy seas! Aye, they be holdin' their much-anticipated upgrade to Siri, that scallywag of a virtual assistant, back in the hold for just a bit longer. The clever chaps at Apple be proclaimin', "It’s gonna take us longer than we thought," causin' many a pirate to scratch their heads in confusion.We’ve been awaiting this grand Siri upgrade since the launch o’ the iPhone 16, when they promised a more talkative and useful companion. Alas, when the iOS 18.4 came rolling in, it was as barren as a deserted isle with no sign of our new friend Siri. The crew had their hopes dashed after whispers of a spring launch floated about like a ghost ship in the fog.
But fear not, mates! Apple’s captain assured us that they be workin' on givin' Siri a better sense of personal context, makin' her as sharp as a cutlass. So let’s raise our grog to the day when Siri finally emerges from the depths, ready to take on the likes of ChatGPT and Gemini Live! Till then, we’ll keep sailin’ on, hope in our hearts and a song on our lips. Yarrr!