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Arrr, matey! Elon Musk be tryin’ to brand the art o' mind speakin'—‘Telepathy’, savvy? Aye, ‘tis a jolly venture!

2025-03-07

Arrr, matey! That scallywag Elon Musk and his crew o' brain trinket makers be settin' sail to claim fancy names like "Telepathy" an' "Telekinesis." Aye, soon we’ll be swappin’ thoughts an’ tossin’ treasure without liftin’ a finger! Avast, what sorcery be this?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale from the high seas of technology! Aye, ye heard it right, the swashbucklin' brain implant crew, led by none other than the infamous Elon Musk, be settin' sail to trademark some curious names that'd make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow. Among 'em be the likes of 'Telepathy' and 'Telekinesis,' titles that sound more like spells from a wizard's grimoire than gadgets fer yer noggin!

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