Arrr! Word be spreadin'—the CDC be settin' sail to plunder the truth 'bout vaccines and autism, savvy?
2025-03-07
Arrr, mateys! Word be sailin' that the CDC be plottin' a mighty big study on vaccines and autism, but the details be as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Not even ol' Captain Kennedy knows if he be part of the crew. The scallywags ain’t spillin’ the beans!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas o’ science! Word be blowin' through the sails that the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention be settin' their sights on a grand endeavor—a mighty study to uncover if there be any ties 'twixt vaccines and the peculiar malady known as autism. Aye, it be a tale as twisty as a knotted rope!Yet, the fog of uncertainty hangs thick, for no one knows if the infamous Health and Human Services Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., be part of this grand expedition or if he's merely playin' a game of hide and seek. The CDC and his department be keepin' their lips sealed tighter than a ship’s hold during a storm, leavin' us scallywags to ponder and speculate.
Reports from Reuters, like whispers of a ghost ship, claim to have spoken to a couple o’ landlubbers who be familiar with the matter. But alas, without a word from the CDC or ol’ Robert, it be all a riddle wrapped in an enigma, as mysterious as a treasure map scribbled by a drunken sailor!
So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for we be on the brink of a scientific voyage that may just reveal the secrets hidin' in those tiny vials of medicine!