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Arrr! Under RFK Jr.'s cap'nship, the CDC be settin' sail on a grand quest 'bout vaccines and the young scallywags!

2025-03-07

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers at the CDC be settin' sail on a wild quest to find if jabs and autism be kin! Reports say they be askin’ for word from the health brigade, but the seas be full o' proof that there's naught but a squall in that claim!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the landlubbers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, or as I like to call 'em, the CDC! They be settin' sail on a new quest, seekin' to unravel the mystery o’ vaccines and autism! Aye, the scallywags be ponderin' connections where none be found, despite the vast ocean o’ scientific research that says otherwise!

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