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Arrr, Gene Hackman be adrift on a lonely sea, seven days sans matey or nurse, a true scallywag's plight!

2025-03-08

Arrr, the truth be as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Old Mr. Hackman, a spry 95, lost his landlubber wife, and for a whole week, he was adrift in his own foggy noggin, talkin' to the parrot like it were his best matey! Aye, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale most curious, ‘bout a scallywag named Mr. Hackman, a spry ol’ sea dog o’ 95 years, who be sufferin’ from a foggy noggin known as Alzheimer’s. Aye, he be a grand ol’ chap, but alas, he found himself cast adrift on the treacherous seas o’ solitude after his beloved wench and sole caregiver sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker.

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