"Arrr, matey! Trump be turnin' the pardon seas upside down, like a drunken sailor at the helm!"
2025-03-08
Arrr, matey! The captain Trump be handin’ out pardons like doubloons, settin’ sail for a right lively trade in clemency! Kenneth P. Vogel, that scallywag scribe, be peekin’ into the motley crew beggin’ for a pardon. Aye, what a jolly band o’ rogues they be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans on a right curious tale from the landlubber's realm of politics! It seems our captain, President Trump, be handin' out pardons like candy at a barnacle bash! Aye, with his generous spirit, a brisk market for clemency be risin' faster than a ship in a squall!Now, I be no landlocked scallywag, but I reckon there be a flock of rogues and rascals knockin' on the captain's cabin door, hopin’ for a taste of that sweet, sweet freedom! Kenneth P. Vogel, a clever matey from the Times, be settin' his spyglass on these hopeful swabs, lookin' into their shenanigans and schemes aplenty, all in the name of power and gold!
Why, it be a grand ol' spectacle, as these scoundrels be beggin’ and plead'n, their eyes glimmerin' like pieces of eight, hopin' to slip the noose o' justice! With Trump at the helm, the waters o' reprieve be murky, and the sea of pardons be overflowin'! So, hoist the colors, me hearties, for this saga of ambition and avarice be one for the history books! Arrr!