Arrr! A second sea dog of the court be stoppin' the Trump crew from hoardin' the doubloons, savvy?
2025-03-07
Arrr! On the day of the second judge's decree, the Trump crew be barred from plundering grants and doubloons worth a treasure trove! Judge McConnell, a wise sea dog from Rhode Island, smote their plans, settin' sail for calm waters amidst a storm o' confusion. Yarrr!
Avast, me hearties! It be a tale of legal wranglin’ and bureaucratic squabbles on the high seas of America! A second judge, the fine U.S. District Court Judge John McConnell from the fair land of Rhode Island, hoisted the sails o’ justice and extended the block that keeps the Trump administration from scuttlin’ grants and loans that be worth a treasure trove o’ trillions of doubloons!This here injunction be a result of a grand lawsuit brought forth by nearly two dozen Democratic states, all a-hollerin’ in outrage at plans from the Trump crew to put the brakes on federal spendin’. It be stirrin’ up a tempest of confusion and anxiety that swept across the land like a rogue wave crashing upon the shore!
In his ruling, Judge McConnell declared that the ship of state must not be anchored in uncertainty, lest the crew be thrown into a panic! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, and this judge be makin’ sure that the treasure chests remain open for all to partake. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and toast to the preservation of federal funds, for the good Cap’n McConnell be keepin’ the ship steady in these stormy waters!