“Trump be a slippery devil! Ye can’t catch his words, like tryin' to lasso a ghost on the high seas!”
2025-03-08
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be swingin’ like a ship in a storm, spoutin’ tall tales and changin’ his sails faster than a sea gull snatchin’ a fish! The good folk o’ America be caught in a tempest o’ tales, tryin’ to chart the truth amidst the madness!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of the tumultuous seas of politics, where the great Captain Trump be sailin' his ship with a compass that be pointin’ in every which way but true. Aye, this scallywag be known fer his shifty positions, changin’ like the tides of the briny deep!