Arrr, Trump be tryin' to chop more trees, but the sea be full o' troubles, matey!
2025-03-08
Arrr matey! Last Saturday, Captain Trump be hollerin' about choppin' trees as the grand solution for makin' jobs and wardin' off the fiery beasts. But beware, obstacles be lurkin'! He be droppin' two orders: one for more timber and t’other for crafty imports, and the wood folk be jubilatin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale o' the Trump crew who be shoutin' from the crow's nest o' the White House last Saturday. They be claimin' that choppin' down trees be the next grand adventure for makin' jobs and keepin' the fiery beasts at bay! But beware, fer challenges be lurkin' like scallywags in a foggy cove!