Arrr! The landlubber Republicans be wantin’ Trump to toss the law crew from pickin’ the next matey!
2025-03-08
Arrr, the roguish Republican sea dogs be scribblin' a fierce missive to the Bar Association, claimin' they be as biased as a one-legged parrot against Cap'n Trump. Aye, they be callin’ out the scallywags for playin’ politics instead of law! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of squawkin' senators and the American Bar Association (ABA), a crew bloated with political bias, they say! A band o' Republican swashbucklers, led by the likes of Sen. Eric Schmitt and that wily Ted Cruz, be demandin' that Cap'n Trump toss the ABA overboard from the judicial nomination seas!These scallywags penned a fiery missive to the ABA's captain, William Bay, claimin' the organization be captained by ideologues rather than fair-minded sailors. They be callin' for their fellow seadogs in the Senate to ignore the ABA’s counsel, likin’ it to a treacherous map leading to a cursed treasure!
In their letter, they accuse the ABA of hurlin' barbs at the Trump ship without a fair wind to back 'em up. They be sayin' the ABA’s takin’ gold from USAID and be critiquin' the Trump crew without a smidge o' legal reasoning, callin' it "inflamed claims" with no proper charts to guide 'em!
So, hoist the sails, ye landlubbers! These senators be callin' for a new course, demandin' that the ABA’s policies on diversity and equity be cast into Davy Jones’ locker, lest they steer the legal ship into stormy waters! Aye, the seas of politics be rife with treachery and humor, and this tale be no different!