“Captain Trump be parleyin’ ‘bout the U.S. sea dogs in a manner most peculiar, arrr! A true jolly jest!”
2025-03-08
Arrr, matey! The Trumps be showerin' the fine lads of the US military with merry tunes at the White House! The Army Chorus belted out jigs from 'Les Misérables,' for our captain be a fan of them singin' tales. Avast, a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer tales from the grand ol’ White House, where the finest bards and balladeers be performin’! From the days of yore, presidents have spun their favorite tunes and artists into the grand tapestry of entertainment. Our current captain, President Trump, be no exception, what with his fondness for musicals, much like the swashbucklin’ John F. Kennedy, who dubbed his reign "Camelot"—fancy that!In the latest frolic at the Governors’ Ball, the crowd be treated to a rousin’ performance by the U.S. Army Chorus, beltin’ out "God Bless the USA" and notes from "Les Misérables." Yet, some scallywags thought there be political motives behind the melodies, when in truth, 'twas just President Trump’s love for the theater. With First Lady Melania’s classy flair and a dash of musical might, they be keepin’ the tradition alive!
From Nixon’s lively soirees with Pearl Bailey to Obama’s star-studded nights, the White House be a veritable stage of merriment! Under the Trump flag, military bands be honored like never before, bringing a swell of patriotic tunes to the grand halls. So raise a mug to the true spirits of entertainment at the People’s House, where sailors of song sail forth to inspire the crew! Yarrr!