Arrr, Trump be plundering $400 million from Columbia! Other schools be quakin' in their boots, matey!
2025-03-08
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in charge be tossin' out a scroll, claimin' nine other ports be failin' to swab the decks of antisemitism! Aye, they be gettin' a right tongue-lashin’ for lettin’ that scurvy dog of a problem fester!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round and lend me yer ear, for I be havin’ a tale of campus mischief and a right ruckus raised 'round the seas of academia!