"Trump's scallywags be beggin' for mercy from the raucous captain in the White House, savvy?"
2025-03-08
Arrr, the new captain o’ the ship be handin’ out pardons like a generous sea dog! Seems he’s got a bone to pick with the lawmen, thinkin’ they be usin’ their cutlasses fer politics! Aye, what a merry jig this justice be dancin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a yarn about the new captain o' the ship o' state. This new administration, savvy as a sea otter, be craftin' a mighty curious system fer grantin' clemency, aye! It be a right testament to the president’s quibbles 'n grievances, fer he be seein' the justice system as a treacherous beast, weaponized by scallywags in the political seas.