Arrr, the landlubber mayor be settin' sail on a decree to guard the fair folk against Trump’s scallywag orders!
2025-03-08
Arrr, mateys! Captain Bruce Harrell o’ Seattle be settin’ sail on a grand scheme to hoist the Jolly Roger fer those seekin’ the treasure of transgender care and surgeries! Aye, he be wantin’ to guard ‘em like a chest o’ gold on the high seas!
Arrr mateys, lend me yer ears! This week, the fair city of Seattle be under the command of its Democratic captain, Mayor Bruce Harrell, who be throwin' down an ordinance to bolster protections fer those seekin' transgender care and surgeries, takin' aim at the Trump administration's "hateful, dangerous and discriminatory attacks." Aye, it be a right ruckus in the streets of Seattle!Harrell, a moderate who swabbed the decks in 2021, be makin' waves after the city faced storms of civil unrest and the infamous Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. He be symbolizin' a shift towards calmer waters, away from the more radical crew of Seattle leaders, as the Times be reportin'!
Now, some salty sea dogs, like conservative radio host Jason Rantz, be callin' Harrell's moves "extreme" but "mostly toothless," claimin' it be more about placatin' the progressives than true change. But Harrell be standin’ firm, proud of Seattle's reputation as a haven for the LGBTQ+ crew, and he be pushin' to ensure they have access to the care they need, especially after Trump’s executive orders tried to shackle 'em!
So hoist the flags of inclusivity, for Harrell's ordinance be affirming the "Shield Law" to protect those in need of care! With all the court battles brewin’, it seems Seattle be ready to weather the storm fer their people! Yarrr!