Arrr, Iran’s big boss scoffs at yonder bully US, sayin’ no parley on nuclear treasure maps! Har har!
2025-03-10
Arrr! The Supreme Leader o' Iran, that scallywag Ayatollah Khamenei, be claimin' the calls fer parleys from them bully states be naught but a ploy to swab the decks o' power! Trump, the Captain o' the U.S. ship, be beggin' fer a nuclear treaty, but Khamenei be laughin' like a jolly sea dog!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the treacherous waters of diplomacy! It be the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who be speakin’ like a true sea captain defending his ship from the likes of bully states. Aye, he be claimin’ that them calls fer parley be naught but schemes to weigh anchor in the waters of domination, not to calm the stormy seas of issues, savvy?Now, our good matey from the land of the free, President Donald Trump, be throwin’ out a line, suggestin’ the Ayatollah should come to the table fer a nuclear deal. Arrr, but Khamenei, with a voice like thunder and a beard as wild as a tempest, be havin' none of it! He sees through the sails of trickery, knowin’ full well that the intentions of bully states be as clear as murky waters.
So, as these two sea dogs parley from afar, the winds of negotiation blow hot and cold. Who knows if they’ll ever find common ground? But one thing’s for sure, the seas be rough, and this ship be sailin’ on a course fraught with mischief! Raise yer tankards, me mateys, for the grand show of words be just beginin'! Yarrr!