Arrr, Trump be scuttlin' aid for landlubbers linked to illegal shores, DEI mutinies, and ruckus in the streets!
2025-03-09
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be shakin’ up the treasure map o’ public student doubloons! No loot for scallywags breakin’ the law or causin’ a ruckus! This be his jolly way o' thwartin’ the Biden crew’s grand plan t’ forgive the landlubbers’ debts. Avast!
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of that scallywag, President Donald Trump! In a grand display o’ executive might, he be revisin’ the public student loan program, tossin' aside landlubbers who be breakin’ immigration laws or stirrin’ up trouble during protests. Aye, if ye be caught in any of those mischievous acts, ye best be ready to walk the plank o’ loan repayment!