"Arrr, matey! The Democrats be ready to scuttle the ship! What treasure’s lost for ye, savvy?"
2025-03-10
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, President Trump be not wishin' fer a shipwreck o’ the government. And the Senate scallywags, they be not keen on it neither! ’Tis a fool’s errand, fer it costs doubloons to send the whole shebang to Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! This here week, Congress be settin' sail to vote on a continuin' resolution to keep the government coffers filled, lest they run dry by Friday’s mornin’. Nay be the fanciest way to fund the ship o' state, but it be allowin’ Captain Trump to keep chartin’ his popular course. Arrr, it be a matter o’ cuttin’ the wasteful gold plunderin’ in Washington, an’ three outta four landlubbers be wantin’ a full-fledged hunt fer fraud and waste!But lo, the Democrats be threatenin’ to hoist the black flag and shut down the ship if they don’t get their way. With mighty senators like Cory Booker and Andy Kim vowin’ to use every tool in their treasure chest to sink Captain Trump’s plans, the waters be gettin’ choppy! The Democrats, who’ve been handin’ out taxpayer gold like it be no tomorrow, now be lookin’ to block a return to fiscal sanity.
The truth be known, there be plenty of waste in the government seas. With the likes of $2 million spent on fancy recycling in the Balkans and $19 million on biodiversity in Nepal, it’s clear the ship be too big and spendin’ too much! And now, if the government shuts down, our brave Border Patrol and soldiers might be takin’ up arms without pay. Disgraceful, I tell ye! Pirates and heroes alike deserve their due, and it be time to end this political squabblin’. Arrr!