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Arrr, matey! 'Tis judge huntin' makin’ waves 'gainst Trump’s treasure map in them federal seas of law!

2025-03-10

Arrr, matey! "Judge huntin'" be a crafty ploy o' both scallywags on the left and right, seekin’ to toss their legal nets in friendly tribunals, hopin' those court folks be lenient with their swabs! Aye, 'tis a fine game of tossin' lawsuits into the briny deep!

Arrr, matey! 'Tis judge huntin' makin’ waves 'gainst Trump’s treasure map in them federal seas of law!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the seven seas of justice, where the legal battles o' Captain Trump be unfoldin' like a tattered sail! Ye see, the fine folk of the federal realm and their trusty advocacy groups be throwin' lawsuits like cannonballs, hopin' to find a friendly port—er, court—ruled by judges who be more sympathetic than a sea lion in a barnacle storm.

These crafty plaintiffs be usin' a trick called "judge shoppin'," seekin' to hoist their sails in courts where the winds favor their cause, aiming for districts like the one in Boston, where judges be mostly of the Democrat ilk. Why, the Supreme Court be a distant star, takin' on less than a hundred cases a year, while the U.S. appeals courts be swamped with over 50,000 cases! It’s a veritable treasure trove of legal disputes!

But beware! The scallywags of judge shoppin' be causin' quite the ruckus, as efforts to reform the system are stirrin' like a tempest. With a bill in the works to randomize judge assignments, the tides may soon turn! So, keep yer eyes peeled, for in this high seas of law, every court case be an adventure filled with swashbucklin' antics and jolly roger shenanigans!

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