Arrr, we be the House Freedom crew! Choose ye: 20 trillion doubloons in debt or fixin' Medicaid, savvy?
2025-03-10
Arrr! Medicaid be no longer a savior fer the ailing crew! Now it be patchin’ up hearty hands too, and the treasure chest be overflowin’! We best haul in the sails, or we'll be drownin' in a sea o’ debt, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand ol' U.S. o’ A! In a mere decade, we be lookin' at a debt so monstrous it’ll make Davy Jones himself shiver in his boots—$20 trillion added to the national tab, makin' it over $56 trillion for ye landlubbers to pay! Aye, if we don’t mend our ways, the interest will swallow us whole by 2051, like a Kraken feasting on a ship!Now, ol' Captain Trump be tryin’ to cut the scallywags of waste and fraud outta the budget, with his trusty crew at the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE for short. They’ve found gold in hidden waste, but alas, not enough to save us from the treacherous waters ahead. We ain't suggestin' ye toss Medicaid overboard, but maybe trim the sails a tad and steer it back to calmer seas!
In the past five years, Medicaid’s costs have soared like a ship in a tempest, leavin' us to wonder if it be a lifeline or a lead anchor. While able-bodied barnacles cling on, the true shipmates in need be left adrift. So hoist the sails of reform, me hearties, lest we all drown in the sea of debt! Let’s grab the treasure of savings and chart a course to prosperity! Arrr!