Arrr, Democrats claim to champion lasses, yet can't even define what a lass be! Blimey, me hearties!
2025-03-10
Avast ye! The Democrats be squawkin’ ‘bout women’s rights, yet they scuttle the dreams of 80% of the crew who wish to guard the fair lasses in the sportin’ arena from the likes of those biological scallywags! They won’t even raise a toast to the brave wenches! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags known as the Democrats, who be flounderin' like a fish outta water after Cap'n Trump hoisted the sails of his election. They prance about in pink, claimin' to care for the fairer sex, yet when it comes to defin'n what a woman be, they be as lost as a ship in a foggy sea!Our lass Teresa from New Mexico be raisin' alarms, but blimey! Just two of her crew dared to protect the ladies in sports, while their mates in the Senate hid like barnacles on the hull! Survey says 80% of landlubbers agree, no blokes should be battlin' with the lasses, yet they scorn the will o' the people to please their own crew. What manner o' treachery be this?
Oh, they donned their pink for a press conference, shoutin' about tax cuts—what be that, ye ask? A riddle wrapped in a mystery! While they sit in silence, showin' no respect for brave women like Jocelyn and January, they be merely playin' dress-up, opposin' the very cause they claim to champion! So, what be the Democrats fightin' for, ye ponder? Even they don’t seem to have the foggiest notion!