Arrr! DHS be testin' their crew with truth-telling contraptions to sniff out scallywags spillin' the beans on raids!
2025-03-10
Arrr! The Homeland Security crew be puttin’ their scallywags to the test of truth, seekin’ out the landlubbers spillin’ the beans on immigration raids! For three weeks, they’ve been pokin’ and proddin’ their mates with the lie-telling contraption. Captain Noem be callin’ all hands to the decks!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale from the high seas of bureaucracy! It be the Department of Homeland Security, aye, they be settin' sail on a treacherous voyage to uncover the scallywags who be spillin' the beans 'bout their secret immigration raids!