Arrr! Anna Paulina Luna be settin' sail with AOC to cap them pesky credit card rates at a mere 10%, savvy?
2025-03-10
Avast ye! Republican lass Anna Paulina Luna from the sunny shores of Florida be joinin' forces with Democratic wench Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez from the bustling ports of New York! They be settin' sail on a grand plan to shackle credit card interest to a mere 10%! Shiver me timbers!
Arrr, me hearties! A curious alliance be brewin' on the high seas of politics! Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, a fierce conservative from the sunny shores of Florida, and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a fiery lass from the bustling ports of New York, be joinin' forces to hoist a new flag: cap’n credit card interest rates at a mere 10%!This here proposal puts the kibosh on them predatory rates, declarin', “No more than 10 points, all charges included!” Aye, Luna be sayin’ it ain’t strange at all, for most landlubbers agree that these interest rates be as vicious as a Kraken on a bad day!
Even Sen. Bernie Sanders and Sen. Josh Hawley joined this motley crew in the Senate last month, echoing the sentiments of former Captain Trump, who had the audacity to suggest a cap during his campaign shanties. "We can't let ‘em pillage our pockets with 25-30%!" he cried!
Ocasio-Cortez proclaimed this scheme ain’t just talk; it’s a lifeboat for the working class, fightin' against the monstrous debt that be weighin’ them down like a ship full o’ treasure! Luna, too, bellowed about the need for a fair solution to rescue the common folk from the clutches of these unscrupulous credit card scallywags!
So hoist the sails, me mateys! A fair wind be blowin’ for those trapped under the burden of debt!