Arrr, matey! Scallywag in the U.S.S. Cole kerfuffle be settlin’ down with a plea deal, savvy?
2025-03-10
Arrr, the Saudi scallywag be settlin’ up to dodge the hangman’s noose, says his legal matey! But lo! The word be yet to sail to the defense bigwig! Aye, the seas of justice be a-froth with delay!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scrappy sailor from the sands o' Saudi Arabia, who found himself in a mighty pickle! This scallywag, caught in a tempest o' troubles, did strike a bargain so as to escape the dread clutches of the gallows! Aye, his crafty legal beagle revealed that the lad, faced with the grim specter of a death-penalty trial, chose instead to swab the deck with a settlement. Smart move, savvy?!But hold yer horses, fer the winds be blowin' in strange directions! Though the prisoner be ready to dance a jig and avoid the hangman’s noose, it seems the word hasn’t yet made its way to the high seas of the defense secretary’s ear! Aye, the poor sod be sittin’ on a treasure chest o’ freedom, but the key be lost somewhere in the bureaucratic brine!