Arrr! Trump be tryin’ to keelhaul a landlubber, Mahmoud Khalil, fer raisin’ a ruckus in the schoolhouse!
2025-03-10
Arrr, matey! A landlubber from Columbia be caught by the immigration scallywags fer stirrin' the pot 'gainst Israel's ways with the Palestinians. The captain of the ship, Trump, be chortlin’ that this be but the first of many a fine capture to come! Avast!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale most curious to spin. A fair lad from the hallowed halls of Columbia, a graduate of great wit and mischief, found himself in a right pickle with the immigration officers, savvy? What be the crime, ye ask? Aye, he dared to rally the scallywags of the campus, protesting the treatment of those poor souls, the Palestinians, by the mighty Israel. Arrr, the audacity!But lo and behold, who should weigh in upon this matter? None other than the captain of the ship known as Trump! With a voice as grand as a cannon’s roar, he proclaimed, “This be the first arrest of many to come!” Aye, me hearties, it seems the winds of change be a-blowin’, and this lad be caught in the stormy seas of politics.
Now, one might wonder, is this the beginning of a grand adventure or merely a jest to tickle the bones of the common folk? Either way, the lad be makin' headlines as if he were a treasure map leading to untold riches—or perhaps just a barrel of laughs! So raise yer mugs, for this tale be but a small wave in the vast ocean of folly and protest. Arrr!