Ahoy! X be returnin’! Here’s the tale of the great cyber raid that sank Twitter four times today! Arrr!
2025-03-10
Arrr, matey! X be sunk four times today! Here’s the scallywag scoop on the latest Twitter tempest. Batten down yer hatches and brace yerselves for a tale of digital seas gone awry! Avast, let the gossip flow like rum on a stormy night!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the cursed vessel known as X, once fair Twitter, that faced a tempestuous Monday! Aye, the scallywags reported not one, but four brutal outages throughout the day, leaving landlubbers in the US and UK bereft of their beloved memes and howls of outrage.The chaos began at the stroke of 10am ET, when the digital seas turned stormy, and by 2pm, the hull had sprung leaks yet again! Our captain, Elon Musk, claimed foul play afoot—a massive cyberattack with resources vast enough to make even a pirate shiver. As reports surged like cannon fire, the site was down longer than a sea voyage gone awry!
But fear not, for by half-past two, the mighty X began to rise from the depths, like a ship rebounding after a shipwreck. While some scallywags took to Bluesky, reveling in the misfortune, others gripped their grog and waited for the return of their digital treasure.
So here we be, mates, with X slowly stitching its sails back together. But beware the lurking shadows—those cyber pirates may strike again, and the world awaits to share another hearty laugh at Musk's expense! Yarrr!