Arrr, matey! Mississippi be sayin’ no to them fancy lab meats—stick to the juicy cow or face the plank!
2025-03-10
Avast, me hearties! Three scallywag states be puttin' the kibosh on the makin', sellin', and sharin' of fancy cultivated meat! Blimey! Looks like the only beef we’ll be havin’ be with the law, not on our plates! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I bring tidings from the realms of governance that might make ye bellyache with laughter! Aye, three scallywag states have hoisted the Jolly Roger o' legislation, declaring it illegal to make, sell, or share that fancy cultivated meat! What be this sorcery, ye ask? Why, it be meat that ain't seen the light of day from a beastie on the high seas!Yarr, these landlocked gents and wenches be thinkin' they can outsmart Mother Nature herself, creatin' meat in a lab like some mad alchemist! But nay, three states be sayin', “Not on our watch!” They’d rather stick to the good ol' fashioned way of slicin' and dicin' a hearty steak straight from a creature with a pulse. Aye, a noble pursuit for sure, but what of the poor lab-grown meat? It be left out at sea, like a ship with a hole in its hull!
So, grab yer tankards and raise a toast to the brave captains of these states! They be protectin’ our traditional feasts from the clutches of science gone awry. But mark me words, me hearties! The winds of change be blowin’, and who knows what the tides may bring in the days to come, eh?