Arrr, stocks be plummetin' like a cannonball, while the White House blabbers 'bout Trump’s treasure tax, savvy?
2025-03-10
Arrr! The US treasure chest be sinking lower on the morn, as the fine folks at the White House be claimin’ that Captain Trump’s trade shenanigans ain’t the cause of this tempest in the economy. Aye, me hearties, ‘tis a merry tale they spin while the gold slips away!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the US stock market, which be droppin’ faster than a cannonball from a ship’s side! On this fine Monday, the prices be sinkin' like a treasure chest at Davy Jones' locker, and the scallywags at the White House be shakin’ their heads, claimin’ that the policies of Captain Donald Trump be not to blame for the chaos that be settlin’ o’er the economy like a thick fog on the high seas.