Arrr! A grand ICE raid scooped up near 650 landlubbers in Texas, with over 80% bein' scallywags with criminal tales!
2025-03-10
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of ICE sailed into Houston, cuffin' 646 landlubbers guilty of some foul mischief! A merry band of rascals they be, treacherous as a kraken in the night! Avast, justice be served, and the seas be a wee bit safer! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I be regalin’ ye with tales of a mighty immigration hunt in the bustling port o’ Houston! A band o’ lawmen, includin’ the fearsome ICE, joined forces fer a week-long frolic, catchin’ 646 scallywags, with 543 bein’ no good criminal types and seven bein’ documented gangsters! Arrr!From Feb. 23 to March 2, these brave souls executed 71 warrants, haul in a ragtag crew of unsavory characters who had the audacity to breach the land of the free and commit dastardly deeds, like homicide and aggravated assault. Aye, 140 of ‘em were guilty of grievous felonies, makin’ ‘em more dangerous than a stormy sea!
But that’s not all, ye landlubbers! Aye, 34 of ‘em were caught with their pants down, charged with vile acts against the young and innocent, and others were peddlin’ drugs and brandishin’ firearms like they were playin’ pirates!
Our gallant crew of lawmen—ICE, the FBI, and a whole host o’ others—proved that they be united like a strong ship against the tide of crime. So here’s the message to all ye ne’er-do-wells: Better think twice before settin’ foot on this shore, or ye be swimmin’ with the fishes! Yarrr!