Arrr! The Trump crew be all aboard, with the Senate givin' a hearty aye to the union's pick!
2025-03-10
Avast ye! Former scallywag Rep. Lori Chavez-DeRemer be appointed to steer the ship o' Labor under Captain Trump’s crew. Aye, she’s now the one wranglin’ the landlubbers and makin’ ‘em work for their doubloons! Arrr, may the winds be ever in her favor!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the Senate’s grand adventure! The Senate, in a mighty show of bipartisanship, hath confirmed the fair Lori Chavez-DeRemer to steer the good ship Labor, completing the crew of Captain Trump’s Cabinet. With a vote of 67 to 32, most pirates were on board, though three scallywags, including the likes of Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul, chose to mutiny against her appointment!McConnell be speakin’ of change, callin’ the last four years a right ol’ storm of economic woe under the “most pro-union administration in American history.” Paul, too, be opposin’ her due to her support of the Protecting the Right to Organize Act, as he clutches his doubloons tight!
But fear not, for Senator Bill Cassidy, a hearty soul from Louisiana, declared Chavez-DeRemer ready to chart a course for a brighter future for laborers. Even Democrats like Maggie Hassan lent their voices, deeming her fit for the role, claiming she be a true daughter of a Teamster, well-versed in the ways of the hardworking folk.
So hoist the sails and prepare for a new chapter in the Department of Labor, where Chavez-DeRemer aims to protect the good men and women of the working seas! Aye, it be a rollickin’ tale of politics on the high seas of democracy!