Arrr, did the scourge o' Covid unleash a raucous crew o' measles on our fair seas?
2025-03-11
Arrr, ye scallywags! Since the plague o’ Covid, the wee ones be shunning their measles jabs like a landlubber avoids the briny deep! Teddy Rosenbluth, a crafty scribe from The New York Times, be spillin’ the beans on why the experts be fretin’ like a cat on a hot tin roof!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! 'Tis a tale of measles, a scourge that’s takin’ to the seas like a rabid sea serpent since the Covid-19 plague set sail! Aye, ye heard it right—our wee ones in kindergartens be shunnin’ the jab that keeps the nasty measles at bay! Teddy Rosenbluth, a landlubber health scribe from the New York Times, be spinnin’ a yarn that’s got the experts shiverin’ in their boots!Now, ye see, when the world was busy battlin’ the great Covid beast, many a parent forgot to keep their young scallywags up to date with their vaccinations. Aye, the numbers be droppin’ lower than a ship’s anchor in a stormy sea! And what’s the worry, ye ask? Well, if the measles be comin’ back, it could wreak havoc on our little crew—aye, we be talkin’ about fever, rash, and a whole mess o’ trouble! The experts be fearin’ a storm brewin’ on the horizon, and they want to hoist the sails of awareness to keep our young buccaneers safe.
So let it be known, ye brave souls! Aye, it be time to rally the crew and get those kiddies vaccinated, lest we find ourselves in a perilous predicament with the measles! Yarrr!