Avast, matey! This spooky tin chap's got a thousand wobbly muscles, makin' him dance like a ghostly swab!
2025-03-11
Avast ye! Tech wizard Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be sayin’ that Clone Robotics’ Protoclone be sportin’ a thousand muscles, lookin’ more human than a landlubber's parrot! Aye, it be ticklin’ the spine, matey, too human for comfort, like a scallywag tryin’ to pass as a captain!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a curious contraption birthed by the scallywags at Clone Robotics, hailing from the lands of Poland and the great United States! They be callin’ it Protoclone, a humanoid robot that be lookin’ more alive than a fish on a hook!This tall tale tells of a six-foot marvel, with a frame of 206 polymer bones, makin’ it as human-like as a parrot that can squawk Shakespeare! With over a thousand artificial muscles powered by some wizardry called “Myofiber,” this contraption be movin’ like a sailor after a rum barrel! But don't let its lively jig fool ye; it still be needin’ a good hangin’ to keep from topplin’ over like a drunken crewman.
Yet, when the lads and lasses be watchin’ it twitch and flap like a lost soul, some be feelin’ a chill run down their spine, callin’ it a “sleep paralysis demon.” Arrr, the internet be a wild sea of opinions! While the devilishly clever folks plan to unleash 279 of these technological beasties come 2025, the question be: are we ready to share our ship with such eerie mates? Only time will tell, but let’s hope they don’t take over the treasure map!