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Arrr! Elon be spoutin' tales of a grand cyber cannonade causin' X to sink into the dark depths!

2025-03-11

Arrr, matey! Elon Musk be shoutin' from the crow's nest that X be under siege by a mighty cyber-squall, leavin' landlubbers unable to send their tweets. "Every day we be boardin' attacks," he says, "but this be a grand fleet or a whole nation tryin' to sink our ship!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the mighty ship called X, once known as Twitter, that found itself under a most dastardly siege! On a fine Monday afternoon, the fearsome captain, Elon Musk, declared that a colossal cyber-attack struck his vessel, causin’ chaos and service outages that left many a scallywag unable to post their piratical musings.

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